26 Pheidippides Ran Hundreds Of Kilometers
In 490 BCE, the Athenian runner Pheidippides reportedly ran roughly 240 kilometers from Athens to Sparta in about two days to request military help against the Persians, then made the journey back. A much later legend added that after the Battle of Marathon he ran another roughly 40 kilometers from Marathon to Athens, announced the Greek victory, and immediately died.
27. According to Aztec tradition, in 1323 the Mexica, who later founded the Aztec Empire, asked the ruler of Culhuacan for his daughter, and he agreed, believing she would receive an honored position among them. Instead, the Mexica sacrificed her and flayed her body as part of a ritual connected to the goddess Toci. They then invited her father to a ceremonial feast, where a Mexica priest appeared wearing his daughter’s flayed skin. Horrified, the ruler ordered an attack on the Mexica and drove them from the area.
28. In 427 BCE, Athens sent a ship to Mytilene carrying orders to execute all male citizens of the rebellious city and enslave its women and children. The next day, the Athenians reconsidered, narrowly voted to reverse the decision, and dispatched a second trireme with extra rowers who raced through the night to overtake the first. It reached Mytilene just after the original order had been read but before the executions began, preventing the massacre. Athens still executed the leaders of the revolt, demolished Mytilene’s walls, seized its ships, and confiscated its land.
29. For centuries, the city of Troy was widely treated as part of legend until archaeologists identified its remains at Hisarlik in present-day Turkey during the 19th century. The site had already been investigated by Frank Calvert before Heinrich Schliemann began major excavations there in 1870 and 1871, uncovering layers of ancient settlements built one on top of another. The remains associated with Bronze Age Troy lay beneath later Greek and Roman cities, meaning people had lived and built over the site for centuries without realizing how much older history was buried below them.
30. In ancient Greece, men were legally barred from becoming midwives because anyone entering the profession was required to have given birth themselves. The rule effectively restricted midwifery to women and kept men out of the profession entirely.
31 Sparta Honored Warriors And Mothers
In ancient Sparta, most people were buried without headstones, but two groups received special treatment: soldiers who died in battle and women who died in childbirth.
32. The Great Wall of China stretches for more than 20,000 kilometers across northern China and was built, rebuilt, and expanded over many centuries to defend against raids and invasions. Despite its enormous scale, it never consistently prevented enemies from entering China. Invaders sometimes broke through, bypassed weak sections, or exploited political divisions, and in the 17th century the Manchus crossed the defenses and eventually established the Qing Dynasty.
33. In the film 300, Spartan king Leonidas throws a Persian emissary into a well, echoing an ancient account in which Spartans killed Persian heralds who had come demanding “earth and water” as a sign of submission. According to Herodotus, two wealthy Spartans named Sperthias and Bulis later volunteered to travel to Persia and be executed as atonement for the murdered envoys. They offered their lives to King Xerxes, but he refused to kill them, saying he would not repeat the Spartans’ violation of the sacred rules protecting heralds.
34. Marshmallows trace their origins back roughly 4,000 years to ancient Egypt, where a sweet treat was made using sap from the mallow plant, which naturally grows in marshes. Egyptians mixed the plant’s sap with nuts and honey, and the treat was considered so special that it was reserved for gods and royalty. The name “marshmallow” itself comes from the marsh-growing mallow plant, although modern marshmallows eventually replaced mallow root with gelatin.
35. Social scientist Luke Kemp analyzed dozens of civilizations spanning from 3000 BCE to 600 CE and calculated that their average lifespan was about 340 years. He defined civilizations as agricultural societies with multiple cities, regional military dominance, and a continuous political structure. Eventually, many collapsed by losing social complexity, being absorbed into stronger societies, reorganizing into simpler forms, or disappearing as distinct political systems.
36 Irene Blinded Son Seized Power
Irene of Athens became regent of the Eastern Roman Empire after her husband, Emperor Leo IV, died in 780, ruling on behalf of their young son Constantine VI. As Constantine grew older, mother and son struggled for control until Irene organized a conspiracy in 797 that had him captured, blinded, and confined, after which she became the empire’s sole ruler for more than five years. In 802, officials overthrew her and eventually exiled her to the island of Lesbos, where she reportedly supported herself by spinning wool before dying in 803.
37. The “Golden Age Fallacy” is the belief that an earlier period of history was better, happier, or more virtuous than the present. The idea is itself ancient: Greek mythology described a lost Golden Age when humanity supposedly lived in greater peace and prosperity before progressively declining through later ages. Similar idealized stories of a better primordial past appear across many old cultural traditions, showing that nostalgia for “the good old days” is far from a modern phenomenon.
38. The Great Sphinx of Giza is so ancient that by around 1400 BCE, drifting sand had already buried much of its body up to roughly its neck or shoulders. The future Pharaoh Thutmose IV organized one of the earliest documented attempts to excavate and clear the monument, later placing the famous Dream Stele between its paws. In other words, people were digging the Sphinx out of the sand roughly 3,400 years ago, long before anything resembling modern archaeology existed.
39. While Alexander the Great conquered an enormous empire stretching from Greece to Egypt and India, he never personally attacked the city-state of Sparta. Sparta had refused to join the Macedonian-led League of Corinth, and while Alexander campaigned in Asia, Spartan King Agis III rebelled against Macedonian control. In 331 BCE, Alexander’s regent Antipater defeated the Spartans at the Battle of Megalopolis, where Agis was killed, bringing the revolt to an end without Alexander himself ever marching on Sparta.
40. The agoge was Sparta’s state-controlled education and training system, which Spartiate boys typically entered at age seven and continued through early adulthood as preparation for full citizen status. Training went far beyond warfare and athletics, including dancing, singing, rhetoric, social discipline, stealth, and intense lessons in loyalty to Sparta. Boys were deliberately underfed and expected to steal food but were punished if caught, supposedly teaching them cunning and resourcefulness.
41 Egyptian Workers Staged First Strike
In around 1170 BCE, ancient Egyptian tomb workers staged what is considered the first recorded labor strike in history after their grain wages repeatedly arrived late. The workers stopped working, left their assigned jobs, and demanded that the authorities deliver the rations they were owed. Because such organized labor action was unprecedented, officials struggled to respond and ultimately provided much of the overdue payment, although additional strikes followed when shortages continued.
42. One of the longest and most elaborate surviving pieces of graffiti from Pompeii is a love poem written in the voice of a woman yearning for another woman. Known as CIL 4.5296, the nine-verse poem praises the beloved’s “little arms” and “tender little lips” before turning to sleepless longing and the uncertainty of love. Discovered in 1888, it may be the only surviving love poem from the ancient Latin-speaking world written from one woman to another.
43. The ancient city of Angamuco in present-day Mexico lay hidden beneath dense vegetation for centuries before archaeologists identified the site in 2007 and mapped it extensively with LiDAR technology in 2012. The scans revealed more than 40,000 building foundations, roughly as many structures as modern Manhattan packed into a much smaller area. Angamuco was built by the Purépecha civilization, which developed one of the largest states in pre-Columbian Mexico and became a major rival of the Aztec Empire.
44. Building the Great Pyramid did not require an impossibly vast slave army or ruin the Old Kingdom economy. Modern Egyptologists estimate that roughly 20,000 workers participated, with a smaller permanent workforce supported by farmers and villagers who rotated into the project when the Nile flood temporarily prevented agricultural work. Egypt’s productive farming system generated enough surplus food to supply these laborers with rations while they worked on the monument. Some modern estimates suggest that the overall economic cost of the project may have amounted to roughly 1% to 2% of Egypt’s total economic output at the time, indicating that it was a manageable use of surplus resources rather than an overwhelming burden.
45. In 2019, a 19-year-old archaeology intern named Nico Calman unearthed a roughly 2,000-year-old Roman dagger still inside its sheath in the grave of a soldier at Haltern am See in Germany. Centuries of corrosion had left the weapon almost unrecognizable, but nine months of careful restoration revealed a spectacularly decorated 13-inch iron blade, silver-inlaid sheath, and remnants of its belt fittings. Archaeologists considered the find exceptionally rare because Roman soldiers were not normally buried with their military equipment.
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46 Roman Divorce Blamed Evil Demons
Some couples seeking a mutual divorce in late Roman Egypt officially blamed an “evil demon” for coming between them rather than accusing either spouse of wrongdoing. One surviving document from 391 CE says that an evil demon entered the couple’s life and caused their separation, after which both parties renounced any claims against each other and were free to remarry. Scholars have suggested that blaming a demon conveniently avoided questions of culpability that could create later legal complications, although belief in such supernatural interference may also have been genuine.
47. Flamma, one of the most successful gladiators of the Roman Empire, reportedly earned his freedom four times but refused it each time and chose to remain a gladiator. The Syrian-born secutor fought 34 recorded matches, winning 21, drawing 9, and receiving reprieve in 4. His extraordinary record was preserved on his gravestone in Sicily, which states that he died at the age of 30.
48. The people we now call “Byzantines” did not use that name for themselves. They considered their state the Roman Empire and called themselves Romans, or Rhomaioi in Greek, maintaining that identity for centuries after the Western Roman Empire disappeared. The label “Byzantine Empire” became common only after Constantinople fell in 1453.
49. Ancient Egyptians cannot be neatly classified as either “black” or “white” using modern racial categories. Egypt’s population was not racially homogeneous, and people across Lower Egypt, Upper Egypt, and Nubia displayed a range of skin colors and ancestry shaped by the country’s position between northeastern Africa and western Asia.
50. Great Zimbabwe was a sophisticated medieval African city whose massive stone walls were built without mortar, relying instead on carefully shaped and precisely fitted stones to remain standing. Archaeologists also uncovered distinctive soapstone bird sculptures believed to have served religious purposes. Pottery from China and Persia, along with Arab coins, shows that the Shona kingdom was connected to far-reaching trade networks linking inland southern Africa with the East African coast and the wider Indian Ocean world.
RE: Fact #33 (Spartans Offered Lives For Envoys) – The Persian king actually refused their atonement, sent the messengers back alive, and kept the war going.
They eventually lost that war in 479 BCE at the Battle of Plataea, where the Persian forces were annihilated by a coalition led by Sparta and Athens.
A Persian perspective would frame the events as a punitive campaign against Greece and Athens for aiding Ionian rebels, killing the Spartan king, and burning Athens. They also maintained influence in Greece after the war.
That was only after they had conquered most of the Greek mainland and burned Athens to the ground.
It would be funny if the messengers had just said, screw that, let’s just tell them we went to Persia and they were too generous to kill us, so they set us free.
I like to think most of history’s biggest moments are just exaggerated versions of that.
Persia’s involvement in Greece was much more complicated than the movie suggests. At different times, both Athens and Sparta allied with Persia against one another.
RE: Fact #8 (Cholula Pyramid Exceeded Giza’s Volume) – You can actually walk through quite a bit of it. I don’t remember the exact amount, but it is super cool and worth stopping by if you’re in the Puebla area.
Not as much as you’d probably like, unfortunately. There are dozens of gated-off tunnels that go really deep, which is super interesting.
RE: Fact #2 (Nabta Playa Tracked Solstice Rains) – This is a massive megalithic site. I’d bet solstice calculators are at least as old as agriculture itself. Göbekli Tepe might have had calendar functions too, and it’s 5, 000 years older than this.
RE: Fact #10 (Egyptian Hippos Entered Tombs Legless) – I picked up a replica of that statue at the Smithsonian back in 2001 when I was a kid because blue was my favorite color. Years later in college, my cat knocked it off a shelf and broke a leg. I tried to epoxy it back on, but it turns out my buddy was actually trying to do me a favor by breaking it.
RE: Fact #10 (Egyptian Hippos Entered Tombs Legless) – “Welcome to the afterlife, great Pharaoh! Here are your treasures to keep you comfy, and your servants to help out. And here is a legless meatball of death and blubber. No idea what the deal with that is.”
It’s going to ask you to pet its back. Don’t do it, I can’t stress that enough.
Look, I’m going to tell you the same thing I told that park ranger: If that bear is so dangerous, why is it shaped like a friend?
Am I the only one who read this in the voice of the hippo goddess from Moon Knight?
RE: Fact #41 (Egyptian Workers Staged First Strike) – Management handled that exactly right by actually paying the workers what they were owed. Why would anyone call that ‘caving’? That’s just called paying your employees on time. Don’t workers deserve that?
They definitely deserve to be paid on time, but chill out. You can use ‘caving’ to mean giving in under pressure without being some kind of political zealot. The original post didn’t even say if the workers deserved it or not.
It kind of reads like: ‘management didn’t know what to do, and largely caved to demands.’ I get that it doesn’t say that, but it definitely feels like that’s the implication.
Calling it ‘caving’ just shows how we’ve been conditioned to view boss mistreatment as the default. Our language really shapes how we value labor.
RE: Fact #5 (Babylon Suburbs Offered Peace Nearby) – Ancient cities were often super cramped. You had to fit everything behind defensible walls, and if it was the only major city for hundreds of miles, everyone from the surrounding farms would flock there.
If you trust ancient historians, Carthage supposedly had apartment blocks several stories high. During the final siege, Romans had to fight their way through them level by level before setting them on fire to clear them out.
Actually, before modern sanitation, most cities had a negative birth rate. If people weren’t constantly moving in from the countryside, they would have literally died out because conditions were so grim. Life was miserable before the mid-1800s.
Didn’t Rome have those public bathhouses and sewers? That felt like a huge leap forward, until that knowledge was lost and cities went back to being sewer-free.
RE: Fact #43 (Angamuco Rivaled Manhattan Building Count) – People always assume the Aztecs were the only major power in the valley, but there were plenty of other civilizations there.
I’ve thought about this before, streaming services could make a fortune with a political drama set during the Triple Alliance, leading into the arrival of Cortes. The story of the Aztec conquest is wild. A huge reason the Spanish succeeded was that the Aztecs had made so many local enemies who were eager to help take them down. Then, incidents like the Noche Triste show how tenuous the Spanish grip on the region really was at first.
If they gave that to Telemundo, they would just turn it into a La Malinche and Cortes love story and frame Cortes as the hero.
RE: Fact #34 (Marshmallows Began With Mallow Sap) – If this is the case, what is baby oil made from? What is it actually made from?
Baby oil is ethically sourced from healthy adults who act like babies.
What if I told you a cheeseburger is just cow remains covered in its mother’s lactation?
RE: Fact #40 (Spartan Agoge Extended Beyond Warfare) – So that’s why Grandma kept calling me a little bitch.
Why does everything about Sparta sound like a bunch of weird fetishes?
Wait, that sounds exactly like my middle school, not Sparta.
RE: Fact #50 (Great Zimbabwe Joined Global Trade) – The 13th-century Konark Sun Temple ruins on the east coast of India feature carvings of giraffes, ostriches, and African men, which point to historical trade connections.
That makes sense. By 1200, the Islamic world spanned from Morocco to Indonesia, and trade routes through the Middle East linked Africa and India. It is not surprising that people traded exotic animals or even enslaved individuals along those paths.
RE: Fact #7 (Pompeii Graffiti Preserved Everyday Thoughts) – “Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?”
Seriously though, who hurt this guy?
It’s wild to think this was their actual religion. Like, people really believed Zeus might turn into a goose and go after their wife just because he was bored.
RE: Fact #42 (Pompeii Preserved Woman’s Love Poem) – “O utinam liceat collo complexa tenere braciola et teneris oscula ferre labellis i nunc ventis tua gaudia pupula crede crede mihi levis est natura virorum saepe ego cumedia vigilareperdita nocte haec mecum meditas multos Fortuna quos supstulit alte hos modo proiectos subito praecipitesque premit sic Venus ut subito coiunxit corpora amantum dividit lux et se …”
“Oh, if only I could hold your sweet arms around my neck in an embrace and kiss your tender lips. Go now, entrust your joys to the winds, my darling. Believe me, the nature of men is fickle. Often I have lain awake in the middle of a wasted night, thinking to myself: many men whom Fortune has raised up on high, she now suddenly rushes headlong, overwhelming them. In this way, when Venus has suddenly joined lovers’ bodies, the light parts them and …” The people of Pompeii had a special connection to Venus, the goddess of love. The female voice in this graffiti is evident in the Latin grammar. Researchers aren’t sure if the author wrote this poem herself or if she was just misremembering it.
Regarding the female perspective: were there specific grammatical forms in the language that changed depending on the writer’s gender?
Exactly. For instance, in the fifth line, the word ‘perdita’ confirms the writer was female. The gender identification is found there rather than in the word for ‘I’.
RE: Fact #6 (Alexandria Library Confiscated Visiting Books) – That’s actually genius. The library gets copies of every book, the ships get clean new copies in exchange for their worn-out ones, the scribes get to study new knowledge, and the ships have to stay in port longer, which is great for local tourist revenue.
It gave them a pretty good look at shipping patterns across the Mediterranean, too, which meant they could keep tabs on the movements of both allies and rivals.
It still blows my mind that the Greeks, Romans, and Egyptians never came up with something like a printing press. Gutenberg shouldn’t have been the one to get there first.
RE: Fact #4 (Meroe Pyramids Suffered Treasure Destruction) – Pyramids are actually found all over the map. Mexico is packed with them because multiple cultures built them. In fact, the world’s largest pyramid by volume is in Mexico.
It’s almost as if a pyramid is a really stable structure and societies worldwide eventually figured that out on their own. Or, you know, aliens.
I think the whole ‘ancient aliens’ narrative is incredibly bigoted toward ancient people. It acts like they were too dim to master masonry over thousands of years. It robs them of their achievements and their descendants of their history. I’m not calling out your comment, just noting that people who seriously believe that stuff are unintentionally trashing human history.
I didn’t explicitly say it, but yes, that’s exactly why. If you want to build a massive structure, have the manpower, and understand the math, the pyramid is the logical choice. It’s not hard to figure out.
It’s wild that they’re still discovering them in South America because nature has completely overtaken them.
RE: Fact #31 (Sparta Honored Warriors And Mothers) – The Aztecs supposedly felt the same way. Both warriors who died in battle and women who died during childbirth received the same rewards in the afterlife.
RE: Fact #10 (Egyptian Hippos Entered Tombs Legless) – I had a gift shop version of this from the Met. I loved that thing for 20 years until it finally broke during a move.
RE: Fact #5 (Babylon Suburbs Offered Peace Nearby) – I’m pretty sure Athens had suburbs back in its day, too. Constantinople also had areas inside its walls that were more rural and basically functioned like suburbs.
Athens was unique because the city-state was more of a collection of surrounding villages across Attica that centered on Athens. As for Constantinople, I’m not sure if those rural areas were always there or if they just popped up during periods of population decline.
Constantinople had multiple walls with about 2km between them. So you had the city center, then suburbs, then another wall, more rural land, and a final outer wall. How urbanized those areas were definitely fluctuated, especially after the plague hit. If no one is using the land outside the first wall, there’s no point in having your shop way out by the second wall where it’s harder to get to and less protected.
RE: Fact #49 (Ancient Egyptians Defied Racial Categories) – Exactly. Middle Easterners display a huge range of complexions, just like every other group.
It is not just that applying modern racial labels to ancient Egypt is anachronistic; the whole idea of these categories feels absurd.
You had Nubian rulers like Piye and Greek influence like Cleopatra, which just shows how diverse the population was.
RE: Fact #32 (Great Wall Failed Against Invaders) – There is a great book called Walls: The History of Civilization in Brick and Mortar that covers this extensively. It takes about 200 pages to make the same point over and over. You can tell it was likely a dissertation turned into a book, but it is still a really fun and interesting read.
When you are trying to hit the word count on your essay.
RE: Fact #1 (Libations Connected Ancient Worlds Ritually) – It always blows my mind that these traditions survive for thousands of years, yet we can’t play a game of ‘telephone’ in a grade school classroom without the message getting completely mangled.
I’m still convinced that game isn’t actually hard and people just mess it up on purpose. Or they’re just terrible at whispering.
RE: Fact #15 (Menander Comedy Survived Two Millennia) – So, I was eating some olives with this woman and said, “Olive, you?” She thought I said “I love you.” Four kids later, and I absolutely despise olives.
It turns out Ancient Greek humor is pretty relatable. There are tons of dick and fart jokes, and they loved making fun of specific towns for being full of idiots. The wealthy poked fun at the poor for being unrefined, and the poor fired back at the wealthy for being stuck-up jerks. Plus, everyone loved roasting the religious establishment.
RE: Fact #50 (Great Zimbabwe Joined Global Trade) – That is a tough Wonder to build, considering you need a Commercial Hub with a market and an adjacent cattle bonus resource.
Great Zimbabwe is honestly underrated. I would put it in the top tier alongside the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, Kilwa Kisiwani, and Petra.
RE: Fact #16 (Athenian Lovers Became Democratic Symbols) – Or as they called them in ancient Greece, just two guys.
RE: Fact #39 (Alexander Never Personally Attacked Sparta) – I’m pretty sure Sparta was actually taken down later by Alexander’s regent, Antipater, in what was called the ‘battle of mice’ while Alexander was off fighting in Asia.
RE: Fact #24 (Egyptian Embalmers Possibly Removed Hearts) – It’s wild that you can’t even escape the petty country club vibes of ancient Egypt when you die.
It is funny how hard they worked to build an elite society, only for it all to crumble and get lost to history. You would think people would learn by now that prejudice isn’t the key to lasting success.
RE: Fact #44 (Great Pyramid Barely Strained Egypt) – I remember reading that the pyramid construction was partly a way to provide employment when there wasn’t much else to do because of the agricultural surplus.
It’s all because of the Nile floods. The land was fertile due to the flooding, but you couldn’t farm for a large chunk of the year. So, they finished the harvest before the flood season and put people to work on the monument until they could plant again.
RE: Fact #18 (Parthenon Explosion Destroyed Ancient Preservation) – Things like this make me wish it weren’t such a taboo to restore these ruins. They were only destroyed by accidents or war, and I suspect the original builders would prefer them rebuilt rather than left to crumble. The Parthenon has had some work done, but it looks a bit lazy. The Colossus of Rhodes will likely never be rebuilt because Greece can’t afford it, but it would be amazing to see.
RE: Fact #14 (Tutankhamun Predated Many Famous Civilizations) – The Great Pyramid is about 58 stories tall. It’s hard to wrap my head around what that must have been like for the people who built it and saw it for the first time so long ago.
RE: Fact #29 (Troy Lay Beneath Later Cities) – I have always wondered what kind of ruins might be buried under towns where nobody has ever dug deep enough to find them. There is probably so much undiscovered history sitting under thousands or even millions of years of landscape changes.
I do not think there were any human civilizations millions of years ago.
RE: Fact #25 (Agnodice Legend Challenged Medical Restrictions) – Considering it was ancient Greece, just admitting she was a woman wouldn’t exactly prove she wasn’t hitting on anyone.
Actually, I think it was seen as pretty scandalous for a man to be with a woman in ancient Athens. They were so misogynistic that they preferred other men.
In ancient Greece, women were for having children, while men were for loving.
RE: Fact #7 (Pompeii Graffiti Preserved Everyday Thoughts) – This one is definitely the best: > Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
RE: Fact #21 (Hatshepsut Statues Survived Deliberate Erasure) – Exactly. Historians were confused about her gender for a long time because pharaohs were traditionally depicted with symbols like the beard, regardless of their actual sex.
RE: Fact #29 (Troy Lay Beneath Later Cities) – The discovery of this site is pretty controversial. Heinrich Schliemann not only blew the place apart with dynamite he likely also faked or lied about the age of his finds.
RE: Fact #47 (Flamma Refused Freedom Four Times) – Even for a gladiator, dying at 30 feels young.
Well, there were factors like having no modern medicine or antibiotics, combined with the fact that people were trying to stab you regularly.
RE: Fact #35 (Civilizations Averaged Just 340 Years) – From the source it says it is definitely not normally distributed.
So this is basically nonsense, or at least a useless number to interpret. The way they divide civilizations doesn’t make sense either. Can the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire really be considered separate? Even if there was a slow political shift, it’s clearly the same civilization. And if they include Classical Greece, which was one civilization without a united political structure, why split up Rome? Also, I don’t know where they got that number for the Byzantine Empire. Dividing the Roman Empire from the Byzantines has some merit due to cultural shifts, but how is it only 350 years? Constantinople fell in 1453, so are they claiming it only goes back to 1150? What about the 700 years before that?
RE: Fact #46 (Roman Divorce Blamed Evil Demons) – For the curious, here is the text of one of those papyri from 391 AD: > “Since I, Allous, lived with you, Elias, for some time, but we decided for some reason of an evil demon which came upon our common life together to separate, in accordance with this I, Allous, agree that I have no claim against you concerning our life together or any other written or unwritten debt or collection or claim or inquiry at all, and that you Elias have the right to cohabit in another marriage, with you being free of complaint about this.” Some scholars argue that blaming an ‘evil demon’ was a way to avoid legal finger-pointing, while others think it was a genuine reflection of their religious beliefs.
RE: Fact #20 (Lake Michigan Hid Mysterious Stones) – Let’s not get carried away. The rocks are small, and that carving is likely just natural patterns. If you look at clear photos without lines drawn over them, it looks way more organic. It is annoying how much misinformation is pushed here. Real archaeology makes its data available. It’s easy to find quality documentation if you look. Whenever there’s a “mysterious” discovery, it’s always buried behind low-quality documentaries that avoid showing data and focus on their own narrative. If it were real, the data would be open for us to verify ourselves.
RE: Fact #22 (Aztec Children Received Mandatory Education) – >There were also two other opportunities for those few who had talent. Some were chosen for the house of song and dance, and others were chosen for the ball game. Both occupations had high status.
And don’t forget the celebrity school! I bet Aztec stan Twitter would have been wild. I love finding these surprisingly relatable parts of ancient societies.
RE: Fact #23 (Inca Empire Lacked Common Technologies) – They were aware of the wheel, it just didn’t really serve a purpose for them given the terrain and the lack of suitable pack animals.
RE: Fact #36 (Irene Blinded Son Seized Power) – Ironically, by blinding her son, she lost the legitimacy she wanted and was eventually overthrown by one of her ministers. There is a great podcast called The History of Byzantium that covers these events in detail.
Robin Pierson is doing an incredible job. He took the baton from Mike Duncan after the fall of the West and elevated the History of Rome series with more nuance, while keeping it totally accessible for a general audience. He’s providing a real service to history lovers, and honestly, other content creators should be taking notes on how he builds his shows. This is exactly how you make advanced ideas engaging and reachable.
Byzantine history was wild. People often see medieval history as depraved and cruel, but that is usually an exaggeration. Byzantine history, however, was every bit as crazy as people imagine, if not more. It is full of betrayal and horrific cruelty. Take Leo V, for instance. He became emperor by getting close to the current ruler, then betraying and castrating him and all his sons. He even tried to kill a rival by tying him to an ape and throwing them both into a furnace. That was stopped when he was murdered on Christmas by assassins dressed as a choir, and his rival was crowned instead. Basil I has a similarly wacky story.
RE: Fact #32 (Great Wall Failed Against Invaders) – I was lucky enough to visit one of the well-preserved sections north of Beijing. What struck me first was that the wall was built along the ridges of some incredibly formidable mountains. Your first thought is, “Why would they even need a wall? The mountains should be enough.” Then you realize the true advantage of the Great Wall was not as a barrier, but as a highway for rapidly moving troops.
RE: Fact #46 (Roman Divorce Blamed Evil Demons) – It is interesting that the idea of needing a ‘guilty party’ for a divorce persisted long after the Roman Empire. Bolshevik Russia was the first to grant a right to no-fault divorce in 1917. California was the first U.S. state to adopt it in 1970. The UK only implemented it in 2022.
RE: Fact #19 (Ea-Nasir Received Oldest Customer Complaint) – The best part is that we have tablets from two other people mentioning that he sold terrible copper. This wasn’t a one-time thing. Of the few tablets found at that site from that period, about a dozen are complaints about this one guy. It’s fascinating.
The even better part is that all those complaints were found in the same place, which is believed to be Ea-Nasir’s own house. The guy literally kept all his customer complaints.
RE: Fact #27 (Mexica Sacrificed Princess Provoking War) – Do what you have to do to keep the sun burning, but I think this crossed a serious line.
Look, the flower wars are strange to us, but they’re pretty interesting. This, however, is just… no.
RE: Fact #50 (Great Zimbabwe Joined Global Trade) – That dry-stone construction is amazing. Indigenous empires in South America used that same method.
RE: Fact #21 (Hatshepsut Statues Survived Deliberate Erasure) – It is ironic that her temple is still around with its broken statues and defaced walls, while her successor’s own temple has basically turned into a pile of rocks! I visited the site personally.
Was it rebuilt? It looks like it is in such great shape. I recall hearing that it is all thanks to a restoration project.
RE: Fact #33 (Spartans Offered Lives For Envoys) – In Greek culture, emissaries were sacrosanct and protected by the gods. That is why killing Persian emissaries was so abhorrent to the Greeks. Since the Spartans were very religious, they were terrified the gods would curse them for their actions.
Xerxes refused to execute the volunteers because it would have meant mirroring the unacceptable act Sparta had committed.
RE: Fact #14 (Tutankhamun Predated Many Famous Civilizations) – Cleopatra was born closer to the invention of the iPhone than she was to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
RE: Fact #12 (Egyptian Incubators Hatched Thousands Efficiently) – Exactly. Humans have had these incubators since 400 B.C., and it took us 2, 250 years to start applying that same logic to human babies. And yes, those first human incubators were basically just boxes to keep the infants warm.
It took humanity a very long time to realize we are just animals, not some special creatures distinct from everything else on Earth.
RE: Fact #42 (Pompeii Preserved Woman’s Love Poem) – “Now we know why that volcano erupted.” , the same people who think gay marriage causes hurricanes
They actually offset the gay graffiti with plenty of straight or gender-neutral examples: > Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog >If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend >If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii. >I screwed a lot of girls here. Unfortunately, even Theophilus’s sincere dedication to oral sex wasn’t enough to appease the volcano against this message: > Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
RE: Fact #47 (Flamma Refused Freedom Four Times) – most games were about drawing blood rather than fighting to the death. Gladiators were like celebrities, why kill the face of the crowd on a weekly basis?
They had sponsors and advertisers, and they often played to the crowd. It was basically more like WWE than UFC.
RE: Fact #12 (Egyptian Incubators Hatched Thousands Efficiently) – I tried looking, but I couldn’t find any footage of these in action. I’m really curious about how they manage to turn so many eggs without breaking them. Has anyone else come across a video of the process?
RE: Fact #37 (Golden Age Myth Haunted Antiquity) – I remember when the Golden Age Fallacy was better than it is now. Damn millennials ruining our fallacies!
RE: Fact #9 (Tomato Sauce Predated Italian Cuisine) – It is hard to picture what Italian, Irish, and Thai cuisines were like before they even had tomatoes, potatoes, or hot peppers.
Thinking about Italian food before the arrival of noodles! It just goes to show that nobody should be a snob about staying “authentic.” If everyone stuck to the original ingredients, we wouldn’t have most of these classic dishes.
RE: Fact #38 (Sphinx Needed Excavation Millennia Ago) – It’s like that fact about how we live closer in time to a T-rex than a T-rex did to a Stegosaurus.
RE: Fact #11 (Newgrange Captured Winter Solstice Sunlight) – Going to Newgrange was one of the coolest things I did while I was studying in Ireland. It was seriously impressive.
My wife and I visited Newgrange during our honeymoon in Dublin. It was one of the only things we specifically planned to see. We knew it would be cool, but nothing prepares you for how massive those stones are.
That was such a cool experience! I asked the guide about all the spirals carved on the outside, and he mentioned there’s a theory that the creators were into mushrooms.
RE: Fact #39 (Alexander Never Personally Attacked Sparta) – He didn’t need to attack them. Sparta was way past its prime by then. The real power on the Greek mainland for Philip and Alexander was Thebes, which had already beaten Sparta in the 4th century. When Philip was consolidating Greece, his main rivals were Athens and Thebes. Sparta wasn’t even a threat because Philip had already allied with Messene and Argos, two cities that hated the Spartans and kept them pinned down. Sparta was basically a backwater by that point, arrogant, living in the past, and not even worth the effort to conquer. They were a total distraction from Alexander’s bigger goals in Persia. Eventually, they tried to revolt under Alexander’s rule and got crushed by his general, Antipater, at the Battle of Megalopolis. After that, they joined the League of Corinth. Alexander likely expected them to pull that kind of boneheaded move anyway.
RE: Fact #38 (Sphinx Needed Excavation Millennia Ago) – The pyramids were built between 2550 and 2490 BC, while Cleopatra lived from 69 to 30 BC. The first Pizza Hut opened in Wichita in 1958, which is actually 500 years closer to Cleopatra’s lifetime than it is to the construction of the pyramids. Little Caesars started in 1959.
RE: Fact #23 (Inca Empire Lacked Common Technologies) – They used tripods with clay bowls filled with water and sighting holes to help build their roads and aqueducts. It is essentially the same concept as a modern surveying level.
How exactly did that work? I get that water stays level, but how does that translate into building long structures that are perfectly level?
Picture a round pot with several holes at the same height along its sides. When you fill it with water, gravity keeps the surface flat. If water leaks out of one hole, you adjust the pot until it sits perfectly level. Wherever you are when the water stops spilling, that’s your level mark.
RE: Fact #18 (Parthenon Explosion Destroyed Ancient Preservation) – A German officer named Sobievolski noted that a Turkish deserter told Morosini about the gunpowder stored in the Parthenon. The Turks assumed the Venetians wouldn’t target a site of such historic importance, but Morosini reportedly ordered his artillery to fire on it anyway. Afterward, Morosini tried to loot the sculptures and caused even more damage.
I don’t know how anyone could believe that an enemy wouldn’t attack a site of cultural heritage. It’s war. The only real objectives are to destroy, hurt, and force submission. Anything goes.
RE: Fact #15 (Menander Comedy Survived Two Millennia) – I did some digging: “The Dishna Papers, also known as the Bodmer Papyri, are a group of 22 papyri found in Dishna, Egypt, in 1952. They were later bought by Martin Bodmer and are kept at his library in Switzerland. They contain parts of the Old and New Testaments, early Christian texts, Homer, and Menander. The oldest, P66, dates to around 200 A.D. Most are housed at the Bodmer Library in Cologny, Switzerland. Books V and VI of Homer’s Iliad, and three comedies of Menander, Samia and Aspis, are among these papyri, along with gospel texts like Papyrus 66, a version of the Gospel of John.”
RE: Fact #33 (Spartans Offered Lives For Envoys) – Also, the Spartan rite of passage wasn’t hunting and killing a wolf like in the movie; it was usually killing a slave.
Specifically, you were supposed to kill a helot without being seen. If you got caught, you were punished severely. Since you were technically not supposed to kill them, getting caught proved that you were not only disobedient but also lacked the cunning to get away with it, which was a liability in war.
RE: Fact #45 (Roman Dagger Revealed Spectacular Decoration) – The extent of ancient diplomacy was incredible. Imagine getting gems from Sri Lanka or Indonesia, bringing them to Rome, and having Georgian jewelers combine them with Middle Eastern gold to send as gifts to German tribes. It was like early globalism. Or the Baltic amber found in 10th-15th century BC Egyptian artifacts.
Ancient people were just as smart as we are. We really underestimate them.
RE: Fact #27 (Mexica Sacrificed Princess Provoking War) – Yeah, the Aztecs weren’t exactly a “nice” empire. There is a reason the Spanish found tens of thousands of allies who were happy to help them fight back.
RE: Fact #48 (Byzantines Still Called Themselves Romans) – Eastern Roman Empire is at least a more accurate description. The label ‘Byzantium’ was specifically invented to distinguish the later Romans from the classical ones.
RE: Fact #30 (Greek Midwives Had Given Birth) – This feels like one of those strange logical laws that is both completely sensible and incredibly weird.
Sounds like the ancient Greeks were really committed to the idea of practicing what you preach.
RE: Fact #27 (Mexica Sacrificed Princess Provoking War) – It makes you understand why so many indigenous groups joined Hernando Cortes to help bring down the Aztec Empire. There is evil, and then there is “evil”.
RE: Fact #37 (Golden Age Myth Haunted Antiquity) – I think the 90s were better, though I was just a skate-boarding kid with zero responsibilities back then.
RE: Fact #7 (Pompeii Graffiti Preserved Everyday Thoughts) – “Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place“ Is this in Canada?
RE: Fact #3 (Greek Statues Once Wore Colors) – My boyfriend went to the Vatican and the tour guide mentioned that some of the statues were bleached ages ago because the Pope at the time wanted them to look pristinely white, stripping away all the original paint.
RE: Fact #26 (Pheidippides Ran Hundreds Of Kilometers) – I love the idea behind the marathon… Person 1: “Did you hear about that guy who ran 42km to share the news of a victory?” Person 2: “Yeah… didn’t he die right after?” Person 1: “Whatever… let’s do that!”
“What are you guys doing?” “Running the distance that guy did before he dropped dead.” “Why?” “We’re just built different.”
RE: Fact #41 (Egyptian Workers Staged First Strike) – Are you suggesting they shouldn’t have honored the deal?
RE: Fact #5 (Babylon Suburbs Offered Peace Nearby) – This is interesting, but it always surprises me how we act like people in the past didn’t have the same basic needs and drives we do. We seem to think we’re the only ones with ideas, and act like it’s a huge shock that they were humans who thought the same things.
RE: Fact #13 (Athenian Elites Competed Through Spending) – This is misleading. While the liturgy system did pay for many public projects and carried prestige, it wasn’t the only tax. Merchant taxes were definitely a thing. Also, there’s nothing to suggest there were only 300 of these taxpayers.
RE: Fact #28 (Athens Reversed A Massacre Overnight) – Pop history likes to paint Athenians as intellectual and democratic while calling Spartans brutal killers. In reality, everyone was pretty brutal, as most people are throughout history. The Melian Dialogue is still taught in schools for a reason.
RE: Fact #40 (Spartan Agoge Extended Beyond Warfare) – All of that was only possible because of slave labor. It’s wild how much free time you have when other people are doing all the daily chores for you.