1 Lala the King Penguin
King penguin Lala, injured and nursed back to health in Japan, didn’t leave his rescuers. The family adopted him, and he lived in an air-conditioned room. He regularly walked around the neighborhood and got fish from the store. He lived with the family for 10 years before dying of old age in 1996.
2. The 20,000 landmines used during the Britain-Argentina conflict over the Falklands have led to a booming population of penguins. Cows and humans avoid the fenced-off fields, but penguins are too light to set off the mines. Thus, the deadly fields have turned into penguin sanctuaries.
3. People named penguins for their resemblance to “penguins,” a now-extinct bird unrelated to modern penguins.
4. In 2011, Joao found a penguin (Dindim) covered in oil and nearly dead. He worked feverishly to save its life, brought it back to health, and released him. Every year since then, Dindim swims 8,000 km to meet and live with Joao in Brazil.
5. Scientists discovered that penguins sleep more deeply in the afternoon by creeping up on sleeping king penguins at different times of the day and poking them with a stick until they woke up. Scientists’ curiosity is what uncovered this fact about penguin sleep patterns, highlighting that sometimes it is necessary to use unconventional methods in science to better understand animal habits.
6 Penguins’ Safety Test
Penguins often push a fellow penguin into the water to check if the area is safe and free of predators.
7. Only the Southern Hemisphere is home to all 17 species of penguins. Emperor penguins are the tallest species, standing nearly 4 feet tall. The smallest is the Little Blue Penguin, which is only about 16 inches.
8. Chinstrap penguins take more than 10,000 micronaps a day to stay vigilant and guard their eggs. This fact about penguins underscores their dedication to protecting their offspring.
9. Male Gentoo penguins propose to females with a pebble. If the female accepts the pebble, they become a mated pair and use it to build their nest.
10. Between 1911 and 1912, George Murray Levick observed a breeding cycle of Adelie penguins on Cape Adare. He found them practicing homosexuality, necrophilia, and abuse. He suppressed the study, only publishing it in 2012, deeming it “too shocking.” This fact about penguins highlights how the personal biases of researchers can sometimes influence the data they wish to publish or withhold.
11 Penguin Diagrams in Physics
After particle physicist John Ellis lost a bet, he had to include the word “penguin” in his next scientific paper. After struggling to find a way to include the word, he “smoked some illegal substance,” which inspired the now-important Penguin Diagrams. Quantum field theory now uses these diagrams to represent specific types of particle interactions.
12. At temperatures of -20°C or below, Emperor Penguins form a huddle (like rugby players) to stay warm. The temperature inside the huddle can sometimes get so high (37°C) that some penguins come out and eat ice to cool off a bit.
13. Penguins can drink saltwater because of special glands near their eyes that remove salt from their bloodstream, allowing them to sneeze out the extra salt.
14. When foxes discovered fairy penguins on a small Australian island, they nearly wiped out the colony. Swampy Marsh, a chicken farmer, started sending Maremma dogs to protect the birds. Over the next 10 years, not a single penguin was killed by a fox.
15. The Adélie Penguin engages in prostitution. Some female penguins, whether single or attached, provide sex for stones, which they will then use to build their nests.
16 Nils Olav III Knighted
In 2008, the King of Norway knighted a penguin named Nils Olav III, who lives at Edinburgh Zoo. The King described him as a penguin, “in every way qualified to receive the honor and dignity of knighthood.” He is the Norwegian army’s brigadier and commander-in-chief.
17. Researchers have found fossils of a “Mega Penguin” that stood over 6 feet tall and weighed over 250 pounds. Bones found at Seymour Island indicate that, 37 to 40 million years ago, penguins stood at a formidable 6 feet tall.
18. The Emperor Penguin can dive to a depth of 1,850 feet (565 meters)-deeper than any other bird and deeper than the operational range of most naval submarines.
19. Penguins actually have long, human-like legs hidden under their feathers.
20. Male penguins don’t have external genitalia and engage in a unique mating process where they “rub holes” to have sex.
15 Most Controversial & Costly Blunders in History
21 Great Auk Extinction
Scottish villagers killed the last of the 3-foot penguin-like animals, the Great Auk, believing it to be a witch. Despite numerous laws to protect them, scientists in the 1600s failed to prevent their demise. In 1840, some men believed the last auk in Scotland was causing storms, so they beat it to death with sticks.
22. In 2023, scientists discovered a new extinct species of “ridiculously cute” tiny penguins in New Zealand. They had narrower skulls, weighing 2 pounds and standing 13.5 inches tall. They named the species Eudyptula wilsonae, or Wilson’s little penguin.
23. Grape-kun, a Humboldt penguin who lived in a Japanese zoo, grew so attached to a cardboard cutout of an anime girl that he kept it as his ‘waifu’ until his death.
24. Gentoo penguins are not only fiercely monogamous but also violently banish any “cheaters” from their colonies.
25. Tokyo has a bar where you can have drinks with penguins.
RE: Fact #15 (Adélie Penguin Prostitution) – Okay, so sometimes these sneaky female penguins will snag a rock from a male without even giving him anything in return! Talk about a bad deal, right?
…And yeah, sex sells. 😉
RE: Fact #29 (Aquarium Penguins’ Drama) – Sharing your beach ball with your boo is what love’s all about.
RE: Fact #8 (Chinstrap Penguins’ Micronaps) – You mean, they actually blink?
It’s kinda wild that penguins can survive even though they have seizures all the time, right? That’s a way more interesting headline!
RE: Fact #11 (Penguin Diagrams in Physics) – He was smoking and thought the diagram, which was already there, looked like a penguin. That’s where the name came from, not the actual diagram itself.
This seems like something they deliberately left out.
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RE: Fact #24 (Monogamous Gentoo Penguins) – Do penguins have their own “exile colony” for the ones who get kicked out?
Yeah, but those swingers are all stuffed to the gills with fish.
Wait, what? I was just trying to imagine what “Whore Island” looks like.
RE: Fact #5 (Penguin Sleep Patterns) – It took me like nine pokes to get a bird up from its nap in the afternoon, but only five to wake one up in the morning.
Whoa, this is some serious science stuff!
RE: Fact #35 (Snipers Protect Penguins) – So, you know how everyone’s talking about their crazy missions in Vietnam, Iraq, all that? This one guy, he’s just sitting there quiet as a mouse. Everyone thinks he’s seen some seriously messed up stuff, but really, he’s just not gonna tell them he uses his skills to watch over penguins.
RE: Fact #7 (Southern Hemisphere Penguins) – This title’s wrong. Danny Devito lives in the Northern Hemisphere, duh!
RE: Fact #31 (Penguins’ Solo Journeys) – I wonder if we could track a penguin after it’s had enough of its colony, you know, like if it’s feeling stressed or whatever. Would they all go to the same spot, or would they each wander off in different directions?
RE: Fact #8 (Chinstrap Penguins’ Micronaps) – If you blinked really slowly, like once every 8 seconds or so, all day long, you’d reach that goal. I’m not sure if you’re actually serious about this, though.
I’m standing in front of the fridge, making sure those eggs stay safe!
RE: Fact #19 (Penguins’ Hidden Legs) – Or are humans, like, really tall and skinny with legs like penguins? 🤔
RE: Fact #17 (Mega Penguin Fossils) – Did they spot any weird, barrel-shaped plants while they were poking around?
I hope they’re not planning on dissecting them!
RE: Fact #21 (Great Auk Extinction) – Ugh, those guys were jerks. They killed the last pair of birds on July 3, 1844, just because some merchant wanted their bodies as souvenirs. Apparently, Jón and Sigurður strangled the parents, and Ketill just stomped on the egg.
That really gets under my skin.
RE: Fact #1 (Lala the King Penguin) – Wait, he didn’t actually go? That’s a super long flight from Japan to Antarctica, and those wings are just for looks, you know.
The top comment says he got caught in a fishnet in Kagoshima, Japan, but it doesn’t explain how he ended up over there!
You know, Japan’s really strict about staying within their fishing zones.
Actually, King penguins aren’t found in Antarctica. They hang out in the southern sub-arctic, places like Patagonia and islands in the South Atlantic, Pacific, and Indian Oceans.
Wait, how’d he become King Penguin? I didn’t even vote for him!
RE: Fact #34 (Penguin Tobogganing) – Ugh, it must hurt going down like that!
RE: Fact #6 (Penguins’ Safety Test) – Oh, that makes sense now!
RE: Fact #17 (Mega Penguin Fossils) – Seriously? This guy totally just stepped up his prank game.
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The Giant Penguin of Clearwater, Florida
In February 1948, Clearwater, Florida—a small town back then—was buzzing about mysterious footprints in the sand. The prints were huge, about 14 inches long and 15 inches wide, and they went on for nearly two miles. Experts said the creature must have weighed almost 2,000 pounds, but nobody had any idea what it was.
The prints kept popping up all over the place—on the coast, on an island, even up the Suwannee River. One time, the Clearwater Monster—as it was called—knocked over a lifeguard stand, leaving weird hair or feathers behind.
In July, some students said they saw the monster swimming near the Clearwater Bridge. They described it as a furry log with a boar-like head. A couple claimed they saw a giant furry thing waddling along the beach and disappearing into the surf. But since nobody had a good look at it, nobody knew for sure what it was.
Around this time, a famous zoologist named Ivan Sanderson got interested in the mystery. He traveled down from New York City—where he was always on TV with animals—and started his own investigation. Sanderson had studied mysterious creatures before—he actually invented the word “cryptozoology”—and after checking out all the evidence, he said, “This is definitely not a hoax.” He thought the most logical explanation was a giant penguin nobody had ever seen before, maybe one that was 15 feet tall.
The prints kept showing up for 10 years, but nobody ever actually saw the Giant Penguin. If they had, they would have seen Tony Signorini stomping around in the sand with his special 30-pound, three-toed, lead shoes. Signorini and his boss at Auto Electric—a well-known prankster named Al Williams—created the whole thing after Williams saw a picture of dinosaur footprints in National Geographic. They used stuff from the auto shop to make metal feet and attached tennis shoes to them. Then they rowed out to sea at night, Signorini would get out and walk on the beach, and then get back in the boat, leaving behind those mysterious prints. One of their friends would usually report the prints the next morning.
After Williams died in 1969 and Sanderson died in 1973, Signorini waited another 15 years to confess. In 1988, he finally revealed the prank. Signorini still had those metal shoes and was happy to wear them for pictures to prove he was Old Three-Toes.
RE: Fact #21 (Great Auk Extinction) – This is a super interesting part of the article:
The last Great Auks lived on this little island in Iceland called Geirfuglasker. It was basically a giant rock surrounded by cliffs, so humans couldn’t get to them. But then a volcano erupted in 1830 and the island disappeared under the water! The birds moved to another island nearby called Eldey, but this one was easy to get to.
They were already so rare from all the hunting, but they might have survived if that volcano hadn’t destroyed their safe haven. It’s pretty crazy, right?
Totally reminds me of King Kong! Remember when Skull Island sunk and all those dinosaurs and crazy stuff went down with it?
RE: Fact #2 (Penguins in Minefields) – We’re one big, fat penguin away from disaster!
Exploding penguins! 😂 I can’t help but laugh like a little kid. Maybe I need to see a therapist…
It might be a good idea to talk to a therapist or an analyst. You could try searching online for “analyst” or “therapist” to find someone who specializes in both.
That would be a killer GIF!
RE: Fact #9 (Pebble Proposals of Penguins) – Hey, what about Arch users?
RE: Fact #13 (Saltwater-Drinking Penguins) – Okay, seriously, who thinks penguin snot salt would be the next big thing on a Netflix cooking show? I’m putting down ten bucks that it’ll be a hit!
“Hey, where’d you snag this I Can’t Believe It Snot Butter?”
RE: Fact #13 (Saltwater-Drinking Penguins) – You know, I actually picked this up from The Venture Brothers. Remember when Dean was spouting off random trivia from his learning bed? That’s where I heard this!
RE: Fact #32 (Cold Plumage Paradox) – You know what’s even better than being cool?
RE: Fact #8 (Chinstrap Penguins’ Micronaps) – Like, are they dreaming in tiny bits, or is it one giant dream with a million parts? This whole thing is giving me a headache.
RE: Fact #12 (Emperor Penguin Huddles) – You know, I watched this documentary where they showed how all the penguins keep pushing forward to get to the warmest spot in the middle of the huddle. It’s like a giant, constantly shifting puzzle!
Reminds me of that scene in Starship Troopers where they sleep in a big pile to stay warm. You know, where they squirm around until they’re cozy, then doze off until the whole thing shifts and they get cold again?
It’s like a bunch of penguins all trying to dance.
This is such a sweet way to describe penguins huddled together!
RE: Fact #14 (Maremma Dogs Protect Penguins) – You gotta check out Phillip Island if you ever find yourself in Australia or Melbourne. It’s a super popular spot to see the adorable fairy penguins! The money they make from tourists goes towards caring for the penguins, keeping them safe, and learning more about them. It’s totally worth the trip!
RE: Fact #29 (Aquarium Penguins’ Drama) – I’m totally Team Ryo and Rokujo, those two are awesome!
Man, I wish I could be as salty as they are about those jerks.
RE: Fact #23 (Grape-kun’s Anime Obsession) – Man, I’ll never forget Grape-Kun. He was like a brother to me. RIP.
RE: Fact #43 (Flying Guillemots) – So, most guillemot types live way up north or on the mainland of different countries, except for one in North America. Maybe they kept the ability to fly because of all the predators up there. There aren’t as many at the South Pole.
RE: Fact #16 (Nils Olav III Knighted) – Hey guys, let’s put on a happy face and wave!
RE: Fact #27 (Rejected Chick’s Survival) – Aw, I was bummed until I saw those pics at the end! Props to the writer for knowing we needed more than just one shot of that cute fluffball.
It’s messed up to title an article like that, you know? “This Bald Baby Penguin Was Shunned by His Family Because He Is Bald” and then just slap a couple of pictures on there. That’s just not cool.
RE: Fact #23 (Grape-kun’s Anime Obsession) – Oh, yeah, he was totally into that culture too.
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He’ll be missed, but his love for her will always be there.
RE: Fact #15 (Adélie Penguin Prostitution) – Please provide the sentence you want me to rephrase. I need the original sentence to make it more casual and conversational. 😊
RE: Fact #45 (Penguins Shot in Norway) – Can you imagine? This little old lady, all hunched over in her window, peeking out, and there’s this penguin in a tuxedo just standing in her snowy yard, staring her down! It’s like a feathery Slenderman!
RE: Fact #13 (Saltwater-Drinking Penguins) – Ugh, a salty sneeze? That just sounds awful!
RE: Fact #26 (Florida Penguin Hoax) – I don’t get it, why did they think it was a penguin? Penguins in Florida? Come on!
RE: Fact #14 (Maremma Dogs Protect Penguins) – Seriously, his name is Swampy Marsh?
RE: Fact #31 (Penguins’ Solo Journeys) – You ever wonder if those little penguin brains have any smarts? Like, do they look at those mountains and think, “What’s up there?” Every day, it’s all about squabbling with other penguins, finding fish, and staying with the group so they don’t freeze. But one day, the sun’s shining and it’s like, “Nah, I’m done with this.” And it just heads for those mountains! Maybe it wants to die a hero, an explorer, even though death is coming for everyone anyway.
Go get ’em, little penguin!
RE: Fact #22 (New Species: Wilson’s Penguin) – Haha, I love how they put “ridiculously cute” in quotes like it’s a scientific fact!
Eudyptula wilsonae
Description: Ridiculously cute, etc.
Imagine if there was some hidden flaw that made them super ugly, something you couldn’t tell from their bones! That’d be hilarious.
I’d totally be down for a two-pound penguin comeback! But three million years is a long time, right? I’m not sure if New Zealand was even around back then.
It’s crazy to think about all the millions of years it took for everything to fall into place for us to be here.
RE: Fact #9 (Pebble Proposals of Penguins) – You know how animals propose with sparkly rocks? Well, these silly guys use regular, pretty stones instead!
RE: Fact #1 (Lala the King Penguin) – If a penguin just wandered into my fish store, I’d totally give him a fish!
This penguin’s on vacation, cruising through Arizona in his car when his oil pressure light starts flashing. He pops the hood and sees oil dripping everywhere. He pulls into the first gas station he sees and drops off his car.
While he’s waiting, he walks around town and spots an ice cream shop. Being a penguin in the desert, he figures a cold treat would be perfect. He grabs a big bowl of ice cream, but since he doesn’t have hands, it’s a bit of a messy situation trying to eat it with his flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s figured out what’s wrong. The mechanic looks at him and says, “Looks like you blew a seal.”
The penguin shakes his head and says, “Nah, it’s just ice cream.”
Love this joke! So glad I saw it out there. 😎
I love telling this joke, you know? I go all out, adding every little detail I can think of. I’ll spend like 10 minutes on it, making up backstories for everyone, like why the penguin’s on vacation, where he works, how he learned to drive… you name it, I’ll answer it.
Then, bam! The punchline comes out of nowhere and everyone’s like, “Ugh, really?”
But it’s amazing! 😂
Okay, so I used to live by a lake, right? My roommates got this bright idea to feed the ducks from our back door. Guess what? We ended up with duck poop all over the welcome mat for the rest of our stay. Never again, I tell you. Feeding birds is not my jam.
Imagine chilling in your chair, smoking a cigarette, and watching this penguin waddle in and out for a decade. You’d be wondering why you weren’t charging the little guy rent, right?
“Ugh, I’m going to have a smoke.”
“That’s different though, right?”
RE: Fact #25 (Tokyo’s Penguin Bar) – This place would be right up a villain’s alley.
RE: Fact #20 (Penguins’ Unique Mating) – So, most birds, reptiles, and amphibians don’t have anything like what we’d call private parts. But ducks, they’re a whole other story! It’s pretty weird how they do it.
RE: Fact #19 (Penguins’ Hidden Legs) – Did you know most birds have super long legs? You just never see them! The thigh is tucked way up inside, almost as high as the backbone, and it’s totally hidden by feathers and their wings when they’re not flying. My little lovebird looks like a tiny feathered ball with its feet and ankles sticking out – you can’t even see its ‘calves’.
The weird thing is, the parts of a bird’s leg you usually see are actually the shin and ankle. Their ‘knee’ is actually the ankle, and you never see the real knee at all!
RE: Fact #11 (Penguin Diagrams in Physics) – Okay, so I’m no expert on this quantum stuff, right? But that Wikipedia intro reads like someone was tripping when they wrote it! It’s talking about quarks changing flavors and doing some weird tree interaction. It’s totally over my head.
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RE: Fact #23 (Grape-kun’s Anime Obsession) – So, he fell head over heels for a penguin that walked on two legs. I guess that means he’s into the whole furry thing, right? He’s basically got a penguin waifu!
He’s really skinny.
Cool, she’s actually a Humboldt penguin, just like Grape-kun!
Poor guy, he must have been so lonely.
Apparently, his wife left him for a younger penguin.
RE: Fact #9 (Pebble Proposals of Penguins) – We laugh, but it’s kinda funny how we use shiny rocks instead.
RE: Fact #20 (Penguins’ Unique Mating) – Yeah, most birds are like that. But ducks, man, ducks are cursed.
RE: Fact #3 (Penguins Named After Auks) – You know, penguins are called penguins because they look like… well, penguins!
RE: Fact #6 (Penguins’ Safety Test) – The penguin watched its buddy get torn apart by orcas and thought, “Yikes, we’re not safe here!”
RE: Fact #10 (Adelie Penguin Observations) – Can you believe I got banned from Club Penguin for swearing? Like, seriously? Talk about hypocrisy.
I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request to rephrase the offensive sentence “STFU you big orange cunt.”
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RE: Fact #18 (Emperor Penguins’ Deep Dives) – This emperor penguin on his throne with a bunch of hot chicks rapping about “workin’ it” is just hilarious to picture.
Dude, are you high? This comment is making me feel like I’m about to get baked!
Yeah, pretty high.
RE: Fact #30 (Penguin Oil History) – The Norwegians came up with a huge steam cooker, like a 17-cubic-meter vat, for their whaling business. It could squeeze oil not just from blubber, but even from meat and bone. This steam cooker could handle the blubber from whales or big sea elephants, but it could also tackle smaller animals. Before, their thin layer of blubber wasn’t worth the hassle of skinning and separating. So, you could say it was the start of “Big Penguin Oil” – though that didn’t last long.
RE: Fact #19 (Penguins’ Hidden Legs) – Seriously? Those totally look like real legs! 🤦♀️
RE: Fact #33 (Knitting Sweaters for Penguins) – So, these poor penguins get little sweaters when they’re at the wildlife clinic because they’re covered in oil. It’s to stop them from trying to clean themselves and swallowing the oil before they can get cleaned up properly. But wouldn’t they still have oil on top of the sweater? I’m just a little confused.
RE: Fact #26 (Florida Penguin Hoax) – That’s awesome! I can totally picture people combing the beaches, trying to find a giant penguin.
Makes me wonder if all these urban legends are just some bored dude making stuff up.
Imagine if Bigfoot turned out to be a fake – wouldn’t that be something?
I bet Bigfoot has been faked like that before.
RE: Fact #10 (Adelie Penguin Observations) – So he published it about 100 years after discovering it? How old was he when he died??